So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
