Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
