He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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