walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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