talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
No subtext here. People are naked.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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