So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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