Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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