whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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