I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
