And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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