your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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