If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I want her autograph on my taint
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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