to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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