I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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