She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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