Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
