I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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