YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
