she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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