so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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