We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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