Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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