it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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