Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I have vodka in my lungs
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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