Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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