since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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