she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
bring money and cleavage
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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