Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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