Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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