i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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