eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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