Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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