I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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