Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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