Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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