my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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