You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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