So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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