Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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