i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize