Dual....:-)
I hate all girls vehemently.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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