I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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