News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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