well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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