At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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