i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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