We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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