i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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