You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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