Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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