I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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