omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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