mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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