Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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