Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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