the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You left your underwear on the fireplace
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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