ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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