so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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