now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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