You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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