Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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